About Me

(and the Crew Behind the Chaos)

Writing about yourself is hard—especially when your life is equal parts espresso, toddler negotiations, and gear reviews. So consider this page a living document, just like my sock strategy.

I’m Jason: girldad, gearhead, and the guy who packs three chargers, two backup batteries, and a full itinerary that will inevitably be rewritten by a preschooler. Cranky’s Corner is my outlet for sharing what works, what doesn’t, and what made me mildly irritated in the process. Whether I’m chasing my daughter through a resort lobby, drinking coffee like it’s a competitive sport, or squeezing in nine holes between snack breaks, I’m here to help families travel smarter and laugh harder.

Online, I also go by FastK9Dad—a name born from my years with retired racing greyhounds, and a nod to the speed, loyalty, and occasional stubbornness that defined both my dogs and my parenting style. While the pack has changed over the years, the spirit behind the name still fuels everything I do.

But none of this works without Mama Bear.

In 2017, I married my brilliant, beautiful wife in Walt Disney World—yes, we have a playlist for that. She’s the calm in the storm, the reason our daughter has matching shoes, and the silent MVP behind every itinerary that doesn’t end in disaster. She’s also the one who tolerates my gear obsessions, coffee snobbery, and the occasional Cranky rant. If I’m the chaos, she’s the compass.

Together, we’ve built a life of travel, laughter, and dog fur. We’ve said goodbye to our beloved Yorkie Snooki, welcomed a new mini Aussie named Patches, and continue to serve our Italian Greyhound/Chihuahua mix, Hunter, who believes he runs the household.

You’ll find:

  • 🏨 Resort reviews that don’t sugarcoat the snack prices
  • 🏌️‍♂️ Golf gear tested under toddler-induced time pressure
  • ☕ Coffee commentary that’s more intense than the brew
  • 🎒 Travel hacks for parents who overpack and underplan
  • 🐶 Occasional dog chaos, courtesy of Patches and Hunter
  • 💕 Family-first adventures, powered by Mama Bear’s magic touch

Cranky’s Corner isn’t about perfection—it’s about preparation, patience, and finding joy in the detours. If you’ve ever tried to sip espresso while wrangling a preschooler, a golf bag, and a dog leash, welcome home.